Here are some of our favourite funny movie quotes from classic old movies. Hope you enjoy them:

I don’t know much about women. I’ve been married for 28 years, you know.
Grand Hotel

Cummings: Haven’t you ever met a man who could make you happy?
Lou: Sure, lots of times.
She done him wrong (Cary Grant & Mae West)

Diabetes! I ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease.
His Girl Friday

Eva: What a hideous painting!
Gregg: Anyone with a face like yours, madam, should steer clear of expressing such opinions!
The Ghost and Mrs Muir

Sibella: He says he wants to go to Europe to expand his mind.
Louis: He certainly has room to do so.
Kind Hearts and Coronets

This is one of those days that the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.
The Philadelphia Story

Look I probably should have told you this before but you see… well… insanity runs in my family… It practically gallops.
Arsenic and Old Lace

That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.
The Apartment

Eve: I’m afraid Mr. DeWitt would find me boring before too long.
Miss Caswell: You won’t bore him, honey. You won’t even get a chance to talk.
All About Eve

I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Duck Soup

Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It’s like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it’s a whole different sex!
Some Like it Hot

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr Strangelove

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